Q: What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones? Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What did the Giants say to the Cowboys?
Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?Ī: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired. Q: When was the last time cowboys beat anyone? Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton? Q: Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore? Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tony Romo told his receivers? A: To get to the hospital on the other side!
